Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Don't Like It? Go Root for the Cubs.

I wasn't sure what I was going to do with this blog after Sox Appeal ended. The point of it had been to bitch about the Red Sox and let's face it, there hasn't been much to bitch about these past few weeks. But on the morning of the first game of the World Series, leave it to one of the Knights of the Keyboard (hat tip Teddy Ballgame) to come up with something.

The Boston Globe's Brian McGrory wrote an article about 2004 changing everything.

For the worse.

Here's a sample:

As it was, we claimed all the angst for ourselves, though the good people of Chicago seemed to have their own supply. Red Sox fans could always blame our misfortunes on New York's payroll, Boston's mismanagement, free agents' unwillingness to come here. It gave us our status as perennial underdogs, the lovable spectacle. We wore that suit, frayed as it sometimes seemed, very comfortably.

Without it, what have we become?

And here's the answer we know but dread: Another free-spending, big market team that buys its way into the postseason with every expectation that it will win.


He continues:


But here's the problem with the 2007 edition of the Boston Red Sox: There is no narrative arc. They started the season as playoff favorites. They finished the season as playoff favorites. There will be a whole lot of stunned people if they don't win.

They don't, in short, have a story. Maybe that's how the Yankees do it, or the Dallas Cowboys, or the old Montreal Canadiens, but it's not generally how we do things on Yawkey Way - at least not in 1967 or 1975 or 1986 or 2004.

Which doesn't necessarily make it bad. And having Fenway as the epicenter of the entire baseball world this week is nothing short of thrilling. But it's different this time from any other time, and it's really and truly not us.


Can you believe it?

No, seriously, can you believe it? It's the morning of Game 1 and this bastard is whining that things aren't dramatic enough.

Here's what I think:

Brian McGrory can take his "narrative arc" and shove it up his ass. Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with people?? Why does everything need a god damned storyline? Why does it have to be about everything other than what's taking place on the field. You know, THE GAME? 2004 was an incredible, amazing, exhilarating experience. But does it diminish what will happen on the field tonight and what might happen four or five or six or seven games from now? Hell no. If 2004 makes you less enthusiastic about winning this year or makes you feel like this is just another team then shame on you. I actually feel sorry for you because you've apparently decided that unbridled joy can only happen once in a lifetime and that's a bunch of bullshit. Is it different? Of course it's different. And thank God it is because as good as 2004 was, having it happen year after year after year would get boring after a while. It's a different team with different players and a different style that makes them no less than the 2004 team. It just makes them different. And if you're someone that needed the 86 years of fucking misery to define your experience as a fan, go root for the Cubs. McGrory acts like there's something wrong with being like the Yankees or the Cowboys or the Canadiens. Isn't that the entire f'ing point of watching sports? To hope that your team wins every single game? When did that become some kind of sin? Why, because it breeds contempt in some jackasses like Easterbrook and Peter King and other internet and newspaper tough guys? Eff them. Let them hate us. They can lament the lack of storylines all they want because God knows they'll just create some where they don't exist in an effort to try and justify their sorry lives. And that's exactly what McGrory did. He created a storyline about not having a storyline to fulfill some ridiculous need to have a curse or a sob story in play in order to enjoy the game. How incredibly pathetic and sad. I'll take being hated any day over that.

The only storyline I care about between now and November 1st is the Red Sox winning the World Series. That's it. If that's not interesting or entertaining enough for you, go watch Still, We Believe.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Trust Me, Kid



You'll get over it.

And what the hell are you crying about anyway? How old are you? Five? Six? If you're crying like this now, you're going to be institutionalized by the time you're a teenager.

Bart Giamatti, who was the boss of baseball long before Bud Selig, said that baseball is designed to break your heart. But it does more than that. It steals your girlfriend, wrecks your car, sets your house on fire and drinks your beer like a bad country music song.

You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

How about this? It steals your bike, burns down your playground and breaks your Wii.

But you know what? You'll keep coming back to it. No matter how awful it makes you feel, as soon as February rolls around, you'll feel that little tug inside your heart. You'll try and fight it, of course, because that's what we do. We try and stay away from things that could hurt us. I swore to myself that I would never watch another baseball game again after the Red Sox lost Game 7 of the 2003 American League Championship. I was just like you. I cried for hours and barely spoke for days. I wanted nothing to do with the team, nothing to do with the sport. They were dead to me. Even when they signed Curt Schilling in the off-season, they were dead to me.

I don't think I made it through the first week of spring training before I started watching again. And at the end of that season, I was in the same room, in the same spot, crying for hours. Only this time, I was crying because they had won the World Series.

This game, this crazy, frustrating, maddening, heartbreaking, beautiful game becomes a part of you that you just can't shut off. So keep your head up, kid. It'll get better. And worse. And better again.

Just like life.

Now THIS is Reality TV


The Red Sox Nation Presidential Debate was supposed to air on NESN Friday night but was postponed for something slightly more important.

You know, the Sox winning the AL East for the first time since 1995.

It may have aired on Saturday night or Sunday. Who knows? Or, more importantly, who cares? And if you do care, what the hell is wrong with you?

None of this bullshit is necessary. Not Sox Appeal. Not this contrived fiasco of an election. Not whatever Dr. Charles creates to torture us with next season. It's not necessary. The team doesn't need it and the fans don't need it.

Look at the thousands of fans that stuck around after the game ended on Friday night to see if the Orioles would beat the Yankees. That game could have gone 20 innings and six hours long and those fans would have stayed.

Why? That's easy.

Because this is what matters. This is what's important.

Other than the people who were actually on it, no one will remember Sox Appeal when they talk about the 2007 season. When was the last time you heard someone talk about the Boston vs NY Poker Challenge? Exactly.

what they will remember is the debut of Dice-K. Mike Lowell being the team's quiet leader. Dustin Pedroia's huge, bulging biceps. JD Drew's...never mind. Manny, Big Papi, Varitek, Youk. Josh Beckett's twenty wins. A rookie pitcher throwing a no-hitter in his second major league start.

They'll remember this:






And you know what?

If we're lucky, we might just remember this:



Call me crazy but I'll take that over hearing some creepy old guy asking ladies to pull his string.

THIS is the good stuff. It doesn't get better than this. And it all starts on Wednesday.

11 wins.

Are you ready?