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While the Shanks, D&C's. Metergerbils, Planet Shitskulls, Gammos, Flea Bag, et al, have a big circle jerk over the fact that Manny is gone, they have quickly forgotten that he helped win two World Series in four years. It was a roller coaster ride with him for almost eight years, but thanks for the memories Manny.
Dirt Dog make it happen. Dirt Dog say you want Manny gone. People say yes we want Manny gone. Dirt Dog go to work. Dirt Dog try to call ticket office but no transfer to Theo. Dirt Dog go to Staples, puy poster board, make signs. Dirt Dog take photoshops from school children. Put Manny head on things. Get Clicks. People hate Manny thank to Dirt Dog. More click. Click. Click. Click. Chad Finn help Dirt Dog type Manny Must Go. Check spelling for Dirt Dog. Load to web so web no crash this time for Dirt Dog. Dirt Dog get Manny traded. Call Red Sox so Theo congratulate Dirt Dog. They say Theo bowling. No talk to Dirt Dog. Theo take Dirt Dog scoop and trade Manny. Make Theo pay.
Theo steal Dirt Dog click. Dirt Dog still big star. Dirt Dog call Lobie to complain. Lobie hit panic button for Dirt Dog in living room. Dirt Dog happy. Lobie love Dirt Dog. Dirt Dog run Red Sox. Dirt Dog get click. Dirt Dog photo back of heads. Dirt Dog rule.
I'm loving Mark's portrayal of the One-Nut-Wonder as "Unfrozen Caveman Blogger". :D
"I do not understand the love for a baseball player who doesn't hustle, for I'm just a caveman. I look at Manny's hair and I think; is this really only hair or does he have man-eating snakes growing out of his head? Dark-skinned people frighten me."
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