Sources reveal to Pink Hat Hell that WEEI's Mike Adams, host of Planet Mikey, has been having sexual relations with domestic pets for the past seven years.
"While I have no concrete evidence, Adams' behavior and overall demeanor exhibits all the tendencies of those found in domestic pet abusers" our source wrote. "While some may think the constant sniffling is related to substance abuse, the truth is that Mikey is allergic to cats. Sadly, he is unable to stay away from them. We're genuinely concerned for his health and well-being."
We're working to confirm this story but as for now, we'll just have to speculate as to what Mikey is doing behind closed doors with his Schnauzer. Because if there's one thing we've learned from listening to Planet Mikey, it's that you need absolutely no evidence to back up your claims and can spend hours trashing a career based on absolutely nothing other than wild speculation.
That being said, would you trust this man with your Yorkie?
4 comments:
Well, it's a good thing Mike DOESN'T CARE about what is written about him on anonymous web pages. See, he's a real man who spouts off baseless allegations from the safety of his radio booth. Would he ever dare confront one of these athletes with his load of crap? NO -- because he's too much of a pussy, and also too busy attacking the mini bar in the luxury box. But nevertheless, he is a real man using his real name. They know where to find him.
Yeah radio is full of guys who use their real names and don't hide under fake names. (Wolfman Jack, Mancow, Opie, Zookeeper, Roadkill, Spazz)
HE DOESN'T CARE! HE DOESN'T CARE!
HE...JUST...DOESN'T...CARE!!!!
When Mike Adams talk about getting some pussy, now we know what he means. A little tuna in the right place, and that sandpaper tongue is his rocketship to ecstacy.
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