Now They're Just Taunting Us

Summer is fast approaching and with it comes a fresh batch of hell at the Red Sox team shop. Take a deep breath. It isn't pretty.


Any child seen wearing this hat should be immediately turned over to Social Services for deprogramming.





Apparently the color itself wasn't offensive enough.




No. No, I won't and you can't make me.



This visor is the reason Big Papi's bat is deader than Bob Dole's dick.



With this ring, I thee dread.



*hit it*

"You see the 'R' is for repulsive and the 'E' is for eek, the 'D' is for depressing, anyone who buys this is a freak, the 'S' is for sorry and the 'OX' is for tOXic, so tell these stupid people just to take this crap back."