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Huzzah!

Congratulations to our friends at Patriots Daily on winning Best Football Blog at the New England Sports Blog Awards. Sadly, they didn't win Best Overall Blog and couldn't receive this check from WEEI's Mike Adams.



I wonder how many bottles of Viagra Mike could buy with "Two Thousand Five Hunder Dollars"?

Touching All the Bases Indeed

Chad Finn hits Manny Being A-Rod out of the park.

Breaking News

After 30+ years of futility, frustration, medical assistance, animal assistance, manual assistance and 400 broken penis pumps, WEEI's Mike Adams has finally achieved an erection.

Come Back Soon, Remy

Fight the good fight.

In November I had a very small, low-grade cancerous area removed from my lung. I was fortunate that it was discovered at an early stage. Except for the surgery, I required no additional treatments. I left the hospital with a clean bill of health.

Unfortunately, following the surgery, I developed a bad infection further compounded by a case of pneumonia. It was the pneumonia and the infection that set me back. This all happened just as I was leaving for spring training.


In hindsight, it was a mistake to go and I am paying the price for it now. As NESN announced, I am taking a leave of absence so that I can fully recover.


First of all, I would like to thank all of you for the outpouring of concern you have given me recently. I honestly appreciate it. Secondly, I want to emphasize that I am in good shape now.


While physically I have no issues, the past few months have been emotionally draining, and exhausting for both my family and I. Along those lines, I would like to thank NESN and the Red Sox for allowing me to take as much time as I need. I am not certain exactly when I will return, but I will keep you posted. I want to make sure that when I do return I can be with the team all the way to the 2009 World Series!


I hope that by stating all this publicly it will emphasize the dangers of smoking to everyone, especially children. So, once again, I appreciate all your support and I would like to emphasize – if you don’t smoke, don’t start, and if you do smoke, try to quit! I don’t say that lightly because I know how difficult it can be.


Thanks,
Jerry

Now They're Just Taunting Us

Summer is fast approaching and with it comes a fresh batch of hell at the Red Sox team shop. Take a deep breath. It isn't pretty.


Any child seen wearing this hat should be immediately turned over to Social Services for deprogramming.





Apparently the color itself wasn't offensive enough.




No. No, I won't and you can't make me.



This visor is the reason Big Papi's bat is deader than Bob Dole's dick.



With this ring, I thee dread.



*hit it*

"You see the 'R' is for repulsive and the 'E' is for eek, the 'D' is for depressing, anyone who buys this is a freak, the 'S' is for sorry and the 'OX' is for tOXic, so tell these stupid people just to take this crap back."